Why?

I've made a couple of attempts at writing a blog in the past but run out of inspiration not long after. People often tell me I should write on the strength of the occasional witty email, but friends are not necessarily one's greatest critics as we see time and time again on The X Factor. But this time, as England sang before failing to get past the 2nd round group of the 1982 World Cup, we'll get it right. That's the theory at least.